A while ago, my automobile insurance company sent me a bill for the next six months that was double what it had been previously. When I protested, they explained that because one of us had been in an accident that was, technically, our fault, they had no choice but to up our bill. So I called GEICO [the company with the cute Australian Gekko in its ads], and by god, they saved me $650!! When I renewed my registration on-line a few moments ago, I discovered for the first time what GEICO stands for -- Government Employees Insurance Co. Who knew?
Now back to serious stuff.