These are hard times for rational agents, and it is necessary to take pleasure wherever it is offered.
The Republican Lt. Governor of Texas called for an investigation of Planned Parenthood, Inc. based on the videos produced by anti-abortion activists purporting to show the organization crassly and heartlessly selling body parts from aborted fetuses at a profit. A grand jury was empanelled by a "proudly pro-life" District Attorney and presented with evidence of Planned Parenthood's wrongdoing. The grand jury declined to indict Planned Parenthood and instead indicted the two men who made the videos.
It doesn't get any better than that.