Pat Robertson has made a good living explaining natural disasters as God's punishment for such sins as homosexuality, abortion, socialized medicine, and same sex marriage. Now, as the Republicans gather for their national convention in Tampa, a storm threatening to become a hurricane is approaching Florida, and looks to have a good chance of hitting Tampa itself. It is just our luck that when we need him the most, Pat is reported to have checked into a hospital. I guess the line of Jeremiahs has run out.
They won't need Robertson. Their lawyers have determined that 'Stand Your Ground' entitles them to shoot back at the hurricane.
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