The Trump circus has been wildly entertaining, but the election is fifteen months away, and the American public is fickle, with the attention span of a May fly, so I worry. What will keep us amused during the long Autumn and Winter, the tedious Spring, and yet another Summer, before the votes are finally cast and counted? I have been brooding over this problem, and believe I have hit upon a solution.
I have, in the past, observed that Hillary Clinton is the smartest, most knowledgeable, most deeply experienced Republican currently running for the Presidency. I think she needs to announce her candidacy for the Republican nomination. She can explain that she has been deeply distressed by the partisan feuding between the Congress and the President that has brought the normal political processes to a standstill, and that she hopes, by offering herself as a Unity candidate on both party tickets, finally to bring the nation together again. Since she has already satisfied whatever legal requirements there are for formal candidacy for the presidency, she would be good to go for the Republican nomination immediately.
In light of her sky-high name recognition and the general ignorance and stupidity of the Republican base, she would almost certainly garner enough votes in the polling to qualify for the Republican debates. What is more, her policies are, or were at one time, mainstream Republican. Her domestic policies are a trifle to the right of those of Eisenhower and Nixon, and she is easily as Hawkish in foreign policy as Dole or Romney. Her dual candidacy would be a gift of great value to the bloviating Television commentariat, which is running out of faux astonishment and comic one-liners about Trump.
To be sure, the Republican National Committee could rule Clinton unfit to bear their standard, and on those grounds ban her from the debates, but then they would have to explain why Trump meets their minimal standards of acceptability when Clinton does not.
During the General Election, she could hold televised debates with herself. I can hardly wait.
wow... Wolfes book... "Understanding Marx" will be a great success in getting Bernie elected... the American public will for sure elect "Bernie the Marxist" as president
If you are going to snark, at least spell my name right! Jeez.
I read "The Poverty of Liberalism" many years ago--I'd say how many, but I don't really remember or want to admit that I'm that old--and loved it. Well worth reading. And this little mini-essay deserves far greater circulation--it hits a variety of nails right on the head and would actually be both great fun AND tellingly appropriate if it were actually to come about. Bravo!
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