PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS

Well, I can get the camera to work, but the sound even with the lavalier mic is too low.  I cannot figure out how to turn it up.   Sheesh!

There is another problem, which cannot be fixed.  On camera, I look twenty years older than I feel.  I come across as the Ancient Mariner, "stopping one in three."

I guess when a movie is made of my life Brad Pitt won't be contacted.